It Never Rains, by Kari Maaren
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Friday, November 21, 2025
It Never Rains 1884
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Friday, November 21, 2025
Panel 1: Tyler Bourn, Mr. Jones's lawyer, sits at Rose and Iz's dining room table and holds out some documents towards them.

Tyler:You are, of course, your uncle's sole beneficiary. I just need you to sign a few documents, and we can begin the transfer of the estate.

Panel 2:

Iz: I...estate? But...what...

Rose: Sorry, he's overcome with grief. Could you remind him what the estate consists of?

Panel 3: Tyler consults the documents.

Tyler: Well, there's the property, the investment protfolio, the various offshore bank accounts. The value fluctuates but is currently in the ballpark of fourteen billion dollars.

Panel 4: Rose lunges forward and covers Iz's mouth before he can vocalise his growing horror.

Rose: I always slap my hands across his mouth when expressing polite interest in something.

Tyler: Sure.

Alt-Text: Rose has the attention span of a squirrel and the reflexes of a Red-tailed Hawk.


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